Gear Porn

Warning: this post contains explicit content. Viewer discretion advised. Viewers under the age of 18 prohibited. Enjoy.

Double the pad. Double the fun.
Passionate threesome between twin quilt, duplex tent and double pad.
Tent-shack. Bang, bang , bang on the vestibule baby.
Sexy compass meets hot maps.  Together they get found.
Safety first, always bring extra batteries and your first aid kit when playing with the shaft of your ice axe.
That fishy esbit smell turns me on…
That technical clothing is cute. I bet it would look better… on your body.
Dirty girls can take everything these Altra Lone Peaks throw at ’em.
Put your package… in my package.
Purple smart wool make my butt look big?
You say little black dress. I say little black shorts.
Natural materials on synthetics will wick your sweat away for hours.
Gearing up to make sweet sweet love to the trail.
There is nothing sexier than a man in a puffy… and nothing else.
Fresh new gear orgy.

 

Alrighty then.  Check out our gear list to see specifics on what we will be carrying on the PCT.  And don’t let your mother catch you looking at this page…

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